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Date Posted: 14:14:31 09/20/99 Mon
Author: Daniel Son
Subject: For all my Daniel Son-atics

(The words DANIEL SON appear on the screen as "Eye of the Tiger" blares over the PA system..)

(Suddenly Daniel Son comes flying down the ramp on a BMX bike. He hits the ring and slides under the bottom rope into the middle�he stands up and savours in the crowds wild cheering for a moment with his arms raised high. Slowly he reaches for a microphone and begins to speak as his theme fades out)

Daniel Son : Wasssssuuuuup????? Ha ha ha!! Yes, it�s me, the world renowned, revered and feared Daniel Son�Now for those of you who don�t know me�.GET OUT..NOW!! Only true blue Daniel Son-atics are in attendance tonight�Am I right??

(The crowd cheer)

Daniel Son : Now as you all know, at the next PPV I will be taking on that monkey Azazel and that other waste of space Poison in a grave yard�wooo!! I�m scared all ready!!!

(The crowd laugh)

Daniel Son : Ha ha ha�But before that we�ve got an encounter at Tuesday Night Flames, if it ever happens. Now, I hate to spoil that she-male Santanica�s fun, but I hope that he-she realises that I will lay a beating, and believe me when I say beating, on his monster movie ass!!! And its hardcore rules, well woopdee doo!! Even if it wasn�t I�d still use anything I want to crack his head open cause I dont give a damn if I get DQ�ed or not, I�m gonna whip yo fat ass!!!! But I can�t be DQ�ed so I might as well go on and pin your ass 1-2-3�.

(The crowd erupt)

Daniel Son : So, all my Daniel Sonatics, prepare to put on your shitkickers�.

(The crowd respond : AND KICK SOME SHIT!!!!!)

("Eye of the Tiger" plays as D-Son leaves the ring and gets on his bike and cycles out of the arena�)

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Re: For all my Daniel Son-atics -- Santanica, 15:22:24 09/20/99 Mon