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Date Posted: 13:49:03 01/11/07 Thu
Author: N
Subject: Some things to ponder...LOL!!!

If at first you DO succeed - try to hide your astonishment. ~ Harry F. Banks

When I was born, I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half. ~ Gracie Allen

One thing about the speed of light - it gets here too early in the morning. ~ Anonymous

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet. ~ Anonymous

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness" but it doesn't work. ~ Anonymous

When you come to a fork in the road, take it! - Yogi Berra

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? ~ Anonymous

Be nice to people, they outnumber you 5.5 billion to one. ~ Anonymous

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and, I'm not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein

If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ~ Anonymous

Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again? ~ A. A. Milne

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ~ Henny Youngman

Don't be afraid to try something new. An amateur built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. ~ Anonymous

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. ~ Anonymous

Act normal. That's already crazy enough. ~ Dutch proverb

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. ~ Anonymous

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. ~ Anonymous

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? ~ Anonymous

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ~ Anonymous

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. ~ Anonymous

The shortest distance between two points is always under construction. ~ Noelie Alito

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