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Date Posted: 17:22:36 12/29/06 Fri
Author: N
Subject: Road Rage

ROAD RAGE
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The
tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed,
and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking
desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He
said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life'
license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian Fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally... "I assumed you had
stolen the car." ........... priceless.!

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