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Date Posted: 12/13/02 2:37:37am

along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he
discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boyo, I'm in deep doo-doo now." (He was an Irish setter).... Then
he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to
chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one
delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes
over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was
close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,
figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the
leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great
speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal
for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says,
"Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,"
What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his
back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get
close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust
him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not
back!!"

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> > along for company. One day the dog starts chasing >butterflies and before long he > discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he >notices a leopard heading rapidly > in his direction with the obvious intention of >having lunch. > > The dog thinks, "Boyo, I'm in deep doo-doo now." (He >was an Irish setter).... Then > he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and >immediately settles down to > chew on the bones with his back to the approaching >cat. > > Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog >exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one > delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more >around here?" > > Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid >stride, as a look of terror comes > over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", >says the leopard. "That was > close. That dog nearly had me." > > Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole >scene from a nearby tree, > figures he can put this knowledge to good use and >trade it for protection from the > leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him >heading after the leopard with great > speed, and figured that something must be up. > > The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills >the beans and strikes a deal > for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at >being made a fool of and says, > "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to >happen to that conniving > canine." > > Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey >on his back, and thinks," > What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, >the dog sits down with his > back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them >yet. And just when they get > close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that >monkey. I just can never trust > him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me >another leopard, and he's still not > back!!"
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