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Subject: Re: ~+~*Disturbance.*~+~


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Mika
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Date Posted: 16:46:01 01/28/07 Sun
In reply to: Bade 's message, "Re: ~+~*Disturbance.*~+~" on 16:35:10 01/28/07 Sun
 Well, I caught the guy in the middle of nowhere- probably on his way to find an easier dragon to slay. He was the dorkiest little thing I've ever seen.... No taller than me, built like a turtle, and clad in the oldest armor I've ever seen while riding on a mule.

He was kind of surprized when I killed the mule with a poison dart- he hadn't seen me yet. I wandered over to him when he got done prodding the corpse, and he stated in a voice higher than mine, 'Oh miss! There's things falling from the trees here! Come over by me where you'll be safe!'

When I didn't, he started making kissy faces. So I castrated him with a throwing star. He spazzed, tried to crawl away, so I eviscerated his mule, put him inside, and waited while he bled to death through the stump in his pants.
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