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rawbee
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Date Posted: 22:36:38 09/13/02 Fri
I'll try and keep the mushiness to the minimum on this public board - but there's only so much I can do.
Rebecca, you make me happier than should be legally allowed. Your intelligence, humor, and generally sexy geekiness have improved my mornings, noons, and nights. Meeting you has made all that wasted time in Acrophobia worth it a million times over. I'd have to say you're my favorite girlfriend.
No really, you are.
Meghan is Irish... can't stand the Irish.
Sandra Dee is too prissy.
Rizzo is too bawdy.
Angela is a GREAT girl... but she's tried to kill me in my sleep one too many times.
I can't get past Dina's profession (accountant). I just feel dirty knowing that she's spent the whole day doing other men's taxes.
Emma has a big nose, which I like; except that it makes her eyes, mouth, cheekbones, forehead, and neck look small, which I hate.
Elle's name is a anagram; unfortunately, that's the best thing about her.
Reblecka's name is too similar to yours. It gets confusing.
Monica would be alright, if it weren't for that annoying Chandler friend of hers.
Sparky reminds me of a dog I used to have - though I can't quite put my finger on why.
Gina keeps trying to set me up with her friends.
Tyra has fake boobs, and I'm too shallow to get past that.
Greta's too tall. Apparently she used to date Dirk Nowitski. I'm more of a Steve Nash fan myself anyways.
Regina always makes me think of Saskatchewan... plus her name almost rhymes with a part of the femal anatomy.
Jessica and Jennifer (the twins): BO-RING
I might have a future with Midge if she looked more like Betty or Veronica.
Claudette is French, which seemed like a good thing at the time.
Helen is a Mormon, despite which she objects to the rest of my girlfriends.
Tina's got legs and she knows how to use them. She keeps kicking me in the groin. Ow! Tina!
Sarah's slutty attire and overuse of makeup have her constantly being invited to dinner by local pimps while she sits in bus shelters.
Natalie has red hair... she's a commie!
Daniella has a guy's name with 'la' added to the end of it.
Rick is a guy. I have an open mind and it was fun to experiment for a while, but it's just not going to work out.
So you see, it's actually not even close. You're definitely my favorite girlfriend. Let's hope you get your wish, especially if it involves me.
Now I think I'll just spend a paragraph writing November.
November november november november november november (november). November november november, november november november november. November november november? "November november november!" november november. November november november november november - november november november november - november november november.
I love you, bec :)
<passes the send bell and FK to Vegas hat around>
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