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Date Posted: 08:25:23 05/19/07 Sat
Author: LUCY (LAUGHING)
Subject:
LITTLE JOHNNY
ONE OF THE SISTERS SENT THIS TO ME AND I LMBO.. SHE IS TOO NICE TO POST IT BUT I'M NOT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....
Little Johnny
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
ROTFLMBO
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY -- ~BETTY~ (DAWG HOUSE TIME..LOL), 15:49:19 05/23/07 Wed [1]
LUCILLE...I LOVE THE POST BUT THINK MAYBE YOU NEED SOME DAWG HOUSE TIME OR WOULD YOU PREFER THE OUTHOUSE?...LOL
~BETTY~
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY -- ~BETTY~ (IN CASE YOU FORGOT..), 17:24:52 05/23/07 Wed [1]
THIS IS WHAT THE DAWG HOUSE LOOKS LIKE...LOL
http://community.webtv.net/CYBERSISTERS_NG/gifs/scrapbookFiles/importD8.gif
~BETTY~
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY -- CAROLYN (GIGGLE), 18:55:52 05/23/07 Wed [1]
Hey ,, I forgot I made that dawg house, hahhahah sure did,, Been a long time back,, But I think there is reason for dog house too..
But don't know that it should be started again,, would be fun I guess, I have seen a few lately that would get someone in there, lol
love n hugs
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY -- DAWG HOUSE MATERIAL (YEP, THAT'S ME), 19:00:46 05/23/07 Wed [1]
LORDY LORDY BETTY... I STAYED IN THAT DAWG HOUSE MORE THAN I DID OUT.. LOL.. BUT THIS WAS A CUTE JOKE, WASNT IT?
LOL.. I LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES...
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