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Date Posted: 05:00:56 06/06/07 Wed
Author: Martha
Subject:

The Man Rules..........Not !

> The Man Rules��
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>
> Finally, the guys' side of the story.
> (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
> We always hear "the rules"
> From the female side.
>
>
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
> Please note... these are all numbered "1"
> ON PURPOSE!
>
>
> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do..
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
> See a doctor.
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>
> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Don't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> Or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear!
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
> or golf.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes..
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>
>
> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
>
> Pass this to as many men as you can -
> to give them a laugh.
>
> Pass this to as many women as you can -
> to give them a bigger Laugh

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