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Date Posted: 07:34:39 06/30/08 Mon
Author: ~BETTY~ (FROOTY YOU'LL LOVE THIS!)
Subject: ARKANSAS REDNECK...JOKE

A Redneck from Arkansas walked into a bank in New York City       and asked for the loan officer.     He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on       business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000, and   that he was not a depositor of the bank.       The Bank Officer told him that the bank would need some   security for the loan       so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The   car was parked on the street in front of the bank.   TheRedneck produced the title and everything checked out.     The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the       loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.     Later the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good     laugh at the Redneck from the south using a $250,000 Ferrari       as collateral for a $5000 loan.     An employee of the bank drove the Ferrari into the bank's       underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the   Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 loan and the interest       of $23.07.       The loan officer said 'Sir, we are very happy to have   your business, and the transaction has worked out nicely,       but we are a little puzzled.       While you were away, we checked you out and found that   you are a multimillionaire.       What puzzles us is why would you borrow $5,000?'     The Arkansas Redneck replied,'Where else in New York City,     could I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect       it to be there when I return?'       HEY ALL REDNECK'S AIN'T STUPID!!

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[> Re: ARKANSAS REDNECK...JOKE -- Dana, 15:02:34 06/30/08 Mon [1]

This transplanted Yankee thinks he was one sharp Redneck!

Thanks for the giggle, Betty.

Luv ya,

Dana

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[> Re: ARKANSAS REDNECK...JOKE -- Frooty (Joyful), 02:22:32 07/30/08 Wed [1]

That sounds like something that I would do.I listened to red-neck jokes all night.Jeff Foxworthy has made it seem like an honor to be a red-neck. He raised us up! LOL!! Love from Frooty!

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