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Date Posted: 07:34:39 06/30/08 Mon
Author: ~BETTY~ (FROOTY YOU'LL LOVE THIS!)
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ARKANSAS REDNECK...JOKE

A Redneck from Arkansas walked into a bank in New York City ��and asked for the loan officer. ��He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on ��business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000, and � that he was not a depositor of the bank. ��The Bank Officer told him that the bank would need some � security for the loan ��so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The � car was parked on the street in front of the bank. � TheRedneck produced the title and everything checked out. ��The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the ��loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. ��Later the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good ��laugh at the Redneck from the south using a $250,000 Ferrari ��as collateral for a $5000 loan. ��An employee of the bank drove the Ferrari into the bank's ��underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the � Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 loan and the interest ��of $23.07. ��The loan officer said 'Sir, we are very happy to have � your business, and the transaction has worked out nicely, ��but we are a little puzzled. ��While you were away, we checked you out and found that � you are a multimillionaire. ��What puzzles us is why would you borrow $5,000?' ��The Arkansas Redneck replied,'Where else in New York City, ��could I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect ��it to be there when I return?' ��HEY ALL REDNECK'S AIN'T STUPID!!

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[> Re: ARKANSAS REDNECK...JOKE -- Dana, 15:02:34 06/30/08 Mon [1]

This transplanted Yankee thinks he was one sharp Redneck!

Thanks for the giggle, Betty.

Luv ya,

Dana

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[> Re: ARKANSAS REDNECK...JOKE -- Frooty (Joyful), 02:22:32 07/30/08 Wed [1]

That sounds like something that I would do.I listened to red-neck jokes all night.Jeff Foxworthy has made it seem like an honor to be a red-neck. He raised us up! LOL!! Love from Frooty!

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