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Date Posted: 04:17:52 10/10/07 Wed
Author: BRENDA (FUNNY)
Subject:

OOOOPS -- HERE IT IS

Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving youforever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothingto show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss calledto tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a newhaircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair ofsilk boxers.
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep afterwatching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore;youdon't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Eitheryou're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever thecase,I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are movingaway to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
-Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter It's truethat you and I have been married for seven years, although a good manis a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much becausethey drown out your constant whining and griping.
Too bad thatdoesn'twork. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the firstthing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!"
Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must havegotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork sevenyears ago.About those new silk boxers:
I turned away from you because the$49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was acoincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me thatmorning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we couldwork it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit myjob and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .
But when I got home youwere gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyersaid that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.So take care.

Signed,Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S.
I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla wasborn Carl. I hope that's not a problem

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