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Date Posted: 16:42:13 10/02/07 Tue
Author: Brenda
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Joke

Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart and was waiting in the check-out line with alarge bag of Purina dog chow in my cart.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, but I was starting my Purina Diet again and although I probably shouldn't, becauseI'd ended up in the hospital last time.

However, since I'd lost 50 pounds on the diet before I awakened in anintensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVsin both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets andsimply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food isnutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's but and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!

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Re: Joke -- ~BETTY~ (ROFL), 08:54:12 10/03/07 Wed [1]

OH, BOY CAN JUST SEE THIS HAPPENING....THANKS FOR THE LAUGH I NEEDED ONE THIS MORNING.

~BETTY~

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[> Re: Joke -- Martha, 20:28:10 10/09/07 Tue [1]

Oh my goodness, I almost wet my panties from laughing at this.

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