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Date Posted: 21:48:17 06/07/07 Thu
Author: LUCY
Subject: EMERGENCY FLASHERS

Quick Chuckle

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.


"Hellooooo, ------------those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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[> Re: EMERGENCY FLASHERS -- Jean (Laughing hysterically........), 10:44:38 06/09/07 Sat [1]

OMG Lucy this had me rolling on the floor. I know a couple of blondes that would do this!!!!

Love ya

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