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Date Posted: 17:04:37 01/10/02 Thu
Author: Kayne
Subject: Jokes....
In reply to: Kayne 's message, "Repost" on 16:30:33 01/08/02 Tue

Kayne listened to the great chorus of nays, and decided to tell one a joke anyway. He listened to Tationa for a moment, then picked one that fit her situation. **A joke, for you dear sweet souless Tationa.** He cleared his throat. **A vampire bat returns home completely covered in blood. Smelling the blood, the other bats gather around him, eagerly wanting to know where he had gotten so much blood. The bat motions for the others to follow him, and he flies far out beyond the mountains, lakes, etc. and begins to go into a great forest. Swooping down, he flew around a large tree and asked "See this tree?" All the bats nodded, and he answered "Good, because I sure didn't."**

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Replies:

ARRGGHH! -- Tationa, 17:23:24 01/10/02 Thu
- A little touchy? -- Rayne, 17:34:45 01/10/02 Thu
  - A simple Assumption -- Kayne, 17:36:05 01/10/02 Thu
    - PMS? -- Tationa, 17:39:09 01/10/02 Thu
      - You will be mine -- Calipso, 17:55:49 01/10/02 Thu
        You..... -- Besnell, 18:03:12 01/10/02 Thu
        I miss You and Div -- Lanski, 12:18:27 01/11/02 Fri
        um.. -- Besnell, 12:26:50 01/11/02 Fri
        Can't do anything -- Eloris, 12:40:15 01/11/02 Fri
        Playing god -- All of us, 12:44:39 01/11/02 Fri
        Sick and royally pissed at Kayne -- Bren, 12:47:48 01/11/02 Fri
        ((OOC: That wasn't cool! You can't play god like that!)) Being seductive... -- Calipso, 13:03:09 01/11/02 Fri
        Smacking heads -- Kayne, 13:15:34 01/11/02 Fri
        OOps, that should've been titled: AARGHHH!!!! (NT) -- ~~, 13:17:41 01/11/02 Fri
        Losing it.... -- Lanski, 13:40:37 01/11/02 Fri
        No way -- Besnell, 18:07:14 01/11/02 Fri
        Pouncing -- Calipso, 18:17:09 01/11/02 Fri
        Actually -- Besnell, 18:41:09 01/11/02 Fri
        I've got an idea.... -- Div, 18:54:01 01/11/02 Fri
        Divvy! -- Besnell, 18:59:12 01/11/02 Fri

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