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Date Posted: 16:41:37 01/20/02 Sun
Author: Rayne
Subject: Dammit Kayne
In reply to: Kayne 's message, "I've got one!" on 16:27:31 01/20/02 Sun

Rayne's brow furrowed, as he tried not to laugh at the strange song which did indeed sound much like a life's story of his. **Dammit Kayne! Don't use language like that in front of Kalli and the elg'caress's son. You know better dammit!** He turned back to Kalli, and placed her on the floor, smiling. **I've got a great song for you. Ah-hem.

If all of the girls were bells in a tower
And I was a clapper, I'd bang one each hour

Chorus:
Go roll your leg over, roll your leg over
Roll your leg over the man in the moon.

If all of the girls were fish in the ocean
And I was a wave (or whale) I would teach them the
motion.

Chorus

If all of the girls were little white rabbits
And I was a hare, I would teach them bad habits.

Chorus

If all them young ladies was little white kittens
And I was the tom cat, I'd give them new fittin's

Chorus

If all them young ladies was bats in a steeple
And I were a bat---there'd be more bats than people.

Chorus

If all them young ladies was diamonds and rubies
And I were a jeweler, I'd shine up their boobies.

Chorus

If all them young ladies was rushes a-growing,
I'd take out my scythe and set out a-mowing.

Chorus

If all them young ladies was bricks on a pile,
Then I'd be the mason and I'd lay them in style.

Chorus

If all the young ladies were singing this song
It would be twice as dirty and three times as long,

Chorus**

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