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Date Posted: 06:37:57 05/12/08 Mon
Author: JMR
Subject: How to solve athe problem

Wallace Lewis is the president of his homeowners association in the
TOPEKA, KANSAS suburbs.

They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his
association's homes. The reason according to Wallace is that six very
large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their
community. The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the
construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and
7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty
bottles, etc.

He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor,
politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood,
to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help
there either.

So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks,
named themselves the "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and arranged to
go out at lunch time and 'police' the trash themselves. It is what they
did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. They bought navy
blue baseball caps and had the initials 'INS' embroidered in gold on the
caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped
people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for.

After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first lunch time pickup
detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46
out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the
next morning -- and haven't come back yet. It has been ten days now.

The General Contractor, I'm told, is very mad, but can't say anything
publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens. Wallace
and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel,
because they have the official name of the group recorded in their
homeowner association minutes along with a notation about the vote to
approve formation of the new committee -- and besides, they informed the
INS in advance of their plans and according to Wallace, the INS said
basically, 'Have at it!'

SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT KANSAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes.......12 million illegal aliens
are depending on you.

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