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Date Posted: 09:47:12 12/16/07 Sun
Author: Pedr De Silva (I carumba)
Subject: Re: Granny Panties of Mass Destruction
In reply to: Luiz Inacio Lula DaSilva 's message, "Granny Panties of Mass Destruction" on 23:32:03 12/15/07 Sat

>This weekend, hundreds of Framingham residents were
>knocked unconcious from some mysterious toxic fumes.
>
>FEMA and the National Guard were called in to assist
>the Framingham Rapid Response Disaster Team. They all
>determined that the source for these fumes was Ellie
>Tulaba changing her granny panty underwear.
>
>The stench was so powerful, that in addition to
>rendering hundreds of residents unconcious, her foul
>smelling drawers were also responsible for the
>following:
>*Knocking Logan Airport-bound planes off course.
>*Stripping the paint off of surrounding buildings.
>*Causing illegal aliens to speak in tongues.
> (none of which were English)
>*Rats were seen fleeing the area, while pinching their
>noses.
>*The toxic effects of these fumes contributed to the
>already record breaking mental retardation of Ellie
>herself, as well as her spineless, cross-dressing
>husband, william tulaba.
Ise hopes no nock Santos Clause of trak

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