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Date Posted: 14:31:44 12/20/07 Thu
Author: Paul
Subject: Re: Kids and their x-mas wishes
In reply to: Johnny Reb 's message, "Kids and their x-mas wishes" on 04:08:37 12/19/07 Wed

>Li'l Johnny went downtown and sneaked into a church.
>
>Peering to the left, peering to the right, he snatched
>the statue of St. Mary.
>
>He hurried to another church, again peering to the
>left, peering to the right, and snatched the statue of
>Joseph.
>
>Then he ran home, huffing and puffing, with those two
>stolen statues under his arms.
>
>After calming down, he sat down at the table, writing
>a letter:
>
>"Santa,
>
>Bring me a playstation for next christmas or you won't
>see your parents again."

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cr�che when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.

He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."

"And why did you take Him?"

The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it."

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