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Date Posted: 16:17:28 10/26/07 Fri
Author: Pablo-reaper
Subject: Re: Halloween
In reply to: michael 's message, "Re: Halloween" on 12:17:32 10/26/07 Fri

>>
>>>You'd probably be a waterfall if the position of
>'grim
>>>reaper' falls into your hands.
>>
>>
>>I quite fancy that position. Although I suppose it
>>gets a bit lonely. Probably why he took Mort on as an
>>apprentice.
>
>apprentise? When was that job advertised? and what
>were the criteria for selection, I wonder?

You have to be very skinny... no more than bones, actually. You have to be an expert with the scythe and be able to tell time accurately with an hour glass. You must not feel slighted when your friends/family run screaming from the sight of you. And you should look good in a cowled robe. I was turned down for the position because I kept sneaking glances at my wristwatch.

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