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Date Posted: 11:31:29 11/02/07 Fri
Author: michael
Subject: Re: Our church organist
In reply to: Pablo the godly 's message, "Our church organist" on 19:41:05 11/01/07 Thu

>I got this in an email from one of my church members.
>
>
>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
>eighties and had never been married. She was admired
>for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon
>the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
>her quaint sitting room.She invited him to have a seat
>while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old
>Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a CUT-glass
>bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
>water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
>condom!
>
>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to
>chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about
>the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it
>got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
>
>"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell
>me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
>
>"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
>walking through the Park a few months ago and I found
>this little package on the ground. The directions said
>to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
>would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
>haven't had the flu all winter."

If he had been a Catholic priest, of course, it wouldnt have happened as he wouldnt have recognised it. If he was an Anglican pastor, however...........

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Re: Our church organist -- Pablo, 14:41:29 11/02/07 Fri
- Re: Our church organist -- Johnny Reb, 15:12:07 11/02/07 Fri
  - Re: Our church organist -- Roger, 20:40:48 11/02/07 Fri