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Date Posted: 17:19:48 10/10/07 Wed
Author: Johnny Reb
Subject: Re: Paranoia
In reply to: iteo 's message, "Re: Paranoia" on 17:07:50 10/10/07 Wed


>The bastards!!

Right! I think they are trying to dehydrate my body so they can use it for experimental research on instant soup. Did you ever believe stock cubes were made from beef broth?

So far I have managed to trick them by secretly drinking major quantities of beer but I still have to pee like crazy.

I also found out that they are stealing my socks, but never a matching pair, single ones only! I am sure this way they want to keep me from leaving the house and running away.

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