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Subject: XMAS CARD TO EVERYONE Author: PUNOOP (HAPPY) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 01:25:49 12/18/08 Thu MONEYS TIGHT TIMES ARE HARD SO HERES YA FUCKIN XMAS CARD TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE EVERYONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE MUM AT THE WHOREHOUSE AND DAD SMOKIN GRASS I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PEICE OF ASS WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER I SPRUNG FROM MY PLACE TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER THEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG DICK I KNEW STRAIGHT AWAY IT MUST BE SAINT NICK HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I KNEW STRAIGHT AWAY THE FUCKER HAD FELL HE FILLED OUR STOCKINGS WITH WEED AND BEER AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FART THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART HE SWORE AND HE CURSED AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT...... FUCK YOU ALL !! HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT...... MERRY XMAS TO EVERYONE FROM TREAKLE HQ [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]