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Subject: Dr Seuss and Me


Author:
Christine
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Date Posted: 21:29:15 11/25/07 Sun

There once was a lady who thought
she was unmaterialistic and untaught
in the ways of green things that all sought
of the jewels and successes it bought

But then one day she so found
in her purse no jingle or sound
and the moneyman she asked for a crown
told her that the accounting now was bound

Fie! Cried she in a tizzy
I need this stuff to get busy!
Xmas comes soon to the ritsy
even those with empty pocketed bitsy

So the boardwalk she walked in huff
in search of a job not too rough
to fill her pockets now buff
only finding negativity and stuff

What could she do? Where could she go?
What should she do? Does anyone know?


Hehehe...Dr Seuss I am not....

I did not pass go, I did not collect $200...instead, I found a part-time job....writing (of all things) resumes.

"Creative writer needed", the online advertisement stated. LOL! Do you know, the clincher was the fact that I wrote and moderated on a few sites? And I gave the URLs as proof positive (although, believe me, getting locked out of a certain site had me worried). Oh, and not to mention that I already do that (and more) for a living as well. *Grins*

So....Dr. Seuss I am not.....but creative I am....

And more power to me....*grins*


And so to the gentleman she went
of whom she believes heaven-sent
for he gave her two hundred, not lent
and it's a beginning.....

*Grins*

Unless....someone else has a better job for me????? Hint! Hint!

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[> Subject: Re: Dr Seuss and Me


Author:
Sasha
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Date Posted: 03:27:28 11/26/07 Mon



~ wooo hooo!!! Congratulations on that, Chris!!!

that must've felt really good..and hey, why not make the most out of your talents, eh!!! Way ta go, girlie girl...


and ya weren't locked out!!! lol


*hugs*


Sash xx


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[> Subject: Re: Dr Seuss and Me


Author:
andy
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Date Posted: 08:36:35 11/26/07 Mon


That's it hot stuff Make it Happen!

Locked out my ass!

Don't even try it or a spanking will be in order.

Now, I have to say the DR. Suess stuff wasn't bad.
Maybe, you want to try your hand a goofy kids book.

I do believe you just might have enough of a twisted
mind to pull it off.

As they say, "It takes one to know one"


ahhhhhhhhh f..........ing cliches-----------


do da do da===========


zooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[> [> Subject: Re: Dr Seuss and Me


Author:
andy (PS)
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Date Posted: 08:41:40 11/26/07 Mon



Can you write me a resume?

Here is the vital information

Work history:

Lots of jobs

Synopsis,

Have to be the boss but, will work tirelessly
so long as the women wear skirts.

education:

PHD:

In the study of Fornication vs Oral Masturbation


Hope that helps:

Find me a job Willllllllllllll ya????????????????


over and out,
me
[> Subject: Re: Dr Seuss and Me


Author:
Tammy
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Date Posted: 19:28:11 11/28/07 Wed

(((Christine...Congratulations hon!)))

Ya know...Dr. Seuss ain't all bad! LOL

So if that doesn't pan out, you can start writing
children's books, which is something I always wanted to do, but I'm afraid my unsolicited material was sent back "Return to Sender." LOL

Sooo happy for you! Doing the happy dance!

Hugs and love,
Tammy


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