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Subject: Hooter Heaven and the Awesome Ass Highway

Author:
andy spaschak (its a mans thing)

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Date Posted: 09:35:44 10/06/07 Sat

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Hooter Heaven and the Awesome Ass Highway

So, this morning I was talking to
a beautiful woman (yes every now
and then one will talk to me on a
limited basis).

Anyway, turns out its Bike Week in her area.
You know the time of year when maniacs like
me show up to tear the place apart,
make a mess, spend some money,
and then go home.

She was telling me how her X
(highlight X please) boyfriend
had a bike and she had all these
biker chick clothes stuffed away.

It seems her neighbor visited
Dr. Gimeenewbreasts recently
so she wanted to proudly show off
her new twins.

I'm assuming (and assuming is the keyword
in this sentenence) that she knew which
door to knock on to assist her in
providing the proper attire.

As luck would have it she happened
to have about ten draws full (assuming?)
so she was willing to help her out.

Now, if you haven't been to a bike week
or rally and you are a man with any
testosterone left in your body at all,
it would be a real good idea to search
the Internet for the next event closest
to your domain.

This year in Daytona Beach, I spent a week
walking around like a chicken looking
for its Mother. By the time I left I
could almost spin my head around far
enough to look behind while I
walked ahead.

You see, the women dress in leather
with all the good stuff hanging out
without regard for concealment
as much as they would in another
environment.

Knowing women as I do, it's easy
to undersand they realize the atmosphere
ups the competition ante.

You see when they are getting dressed
they realize in order to look really hot
they have to go to some length since sister
Suzy down the road has been primping herself
for three days. It's Hooter Heaven from the
front and the Awesome Ass Highway from
the rear.

Getting back to my gorgeous friend
(did I say friend?) well, she gave the
woman a bunch of sic; hot chick clothes
and the woman left the house happy
ready to rock and roll.

Next, my friend (holy shit I did say friend)
informs me that she herself will be going
downtown this evening.

No surprise to me, all the babes are almost
required by unspoken law to attend.

Funny, when I had talked to
her the other day about attending
her reply was "Been there, Did that."
It seems that she has changed her mind.

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!
It's been such a long time since I remember
a woman changing her mind (about an hour or so).

It was right after her announcing she would
be making a grand appearance that she informed
me a friend of hers had called (yes he has
testosterone) and revealed to her what
wardrobe she should wear for the evenings
events.

It was then that I had these thoughts:

Loving women as I do, (and you have to
know me to get a measure on that one)
I thought what a wonderful idea.

If it would be possible for me to
wake up in the morning and know
which women I would come in contact
with for the day and be able to prepare
their attire as if I was ordering from
a menu (pun intended).

"Well today Colleen I would like to see
you in a red skirt with a white silk shirt
and please leave the top three buttons undone.
I have a few calls to make so I will see you
at 1:13 dressrf as prescribed."

..............................and these are
the thoughts of a restless mind!

Take That!

ajs

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[> Subject: Re: Hooter Heaven and the Awesome Ass Highway
Author: Tammy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:49:45 10/06/07 Sat LMFAO Rev it up Love Bug! Rev it up! LOL Tammy

[> [> Subject: Re: Hooter Heaven and the Awesome Ass Highway
Author: andy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:18:18 10/09/07 Tue vroooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm need a bitchback no nevermind I got one! I better have one! I deserve one dammit! thanks, tammy

[> Subject: Re: Hooter Heaven and the Awesome Ass Highway
Author: Scarlett [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:49:00 10/06/07 Sat Nothing like a conversation with a good friend (did I say, friend?) **wink Loving this manly, expressive side of you...LOL Scarlett

[> [> Subject: Re: Hooter Heaven and the Awesome Ass Highway
Author: andy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:19:52 10/09/07 Tue Nice picture Scarlett! get on, I'll take you for a ride anytime. Wink!