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Date Posted: 00:11:38 09/06/08 Sat
Author: smspot
Subject: English Funny SMS I

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 182 Characters


As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...


Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 163 Characters

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 162 Characters

In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 146 Characters

Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 141 Characters

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 190 Characters

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 199 Characters

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 163 Characters

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 219 Characters

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you



Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters

To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 117 Characters

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 133 Characters

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 193 Characters

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 97 Characters

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( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 104 Characters

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 171 Characters

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 87 Characters

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 152 Characters

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 121 Characters

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 105 Characters

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 98 Characters

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 84 Characters

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 122 Characters

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 155 Characters

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 254 Characters

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 153 Characters

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 135 Characters

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 156 Characters

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 100 Characters

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 160 Characters

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 115 Characters

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 132 Characters

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 133 Characters

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 130 Characters

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 136 Characters

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 171 Characters

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 210 Characters

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 153 Characters

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 90 Characters

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 129 Characters

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 159 Characters

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 157 Characters

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 145 Characters

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 138 Characters

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 164 Characters

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 129 Characters

F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 141 Characters

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 122 Characters

;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 148 Characters

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 136 Characters

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 160 Characters

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 157 Characters

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 147 Characters

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 119 Characters

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 162 Characters

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 147 Characters

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 107 Characters

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.





Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 187 Characters

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 117 Characters

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 125 Characters

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 162 Characters

When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 173 Characters

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 175 Characters

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 217 Characters

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 143 Characters

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 153 Characters

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 138 Characters

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 203 Characters

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 117 Characters

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 131 Characters

smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 123 Characters

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 88 Characters

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 145 Characters

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 162 Characters

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 152 Characters

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 138 Characters

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 124 Characters

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 142 Characters

_l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 157 Characters

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 143 Characters

|-----------|
| '--.__.--' | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 192 Characters

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters

The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 156 Characters

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 130 Characters

When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 193 Characters

Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 152 Characters

"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 203 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 122 Characters

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 183 Characters

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 231 Characters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 141 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 71 Characters

I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 167 Characters

HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 93 Characters

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 163 Characters

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 153 Characters

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 105 Characters


Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 197 Characters

( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 95 Characters

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(_£___=------/
._I__I_,

Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 175 Characters

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ANALYSIS COMPLETE



U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 199 Characters

Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 127 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 193 Characters

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters

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