Date Posted:07:47:03 12/31/10 Fri Author:malkit (yghgh) Subject: Re: Punjabi Funny SMS In reply to:
smspot
's message, "Punjabi Funny SMS" on 00:08:13 09/06/08 Sat
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>Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke
>beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu
>galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath
>nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush
>rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
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>What is the height of telling a lie?
>A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma
>jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 127 Characters
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>Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab
>sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi
>akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
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>Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu
>pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde
>jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 143 Characters
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>Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere
>pichhe!
>Patni: kehdi film si?
>Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
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>Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes Punjabi SMS, 115
>Characters
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>Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te
>kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh
>ton v sava-lakh ditta.
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 131 Characters
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>Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad
>karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa
>banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters
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>Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh
>aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe
>lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni
>karde.
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
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>Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
>Jeeto: Thank u G
>Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
>Jeeto: Thank u G.
>Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
>Jeeto: Thank u G
>Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208
>Characters
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>Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne
>Santa te sussu karta.
>Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k
>le aa..!
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138
>Characters
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>Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho
>gaya hai.
>Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory
>jimmevar nahin hundi.
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138
>Characters
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>Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki
>devan?
>Banta: Gold ring de de.
>Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
>Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157
>Characters
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>Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
>When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said:
>No more, no more
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>Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180
>Characters
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>Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families
>decided to leave them for some talk. After some time
>santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
>Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 199
>Characters
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>Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik
>chuha vi nach reha si.
>Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
>Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu
>nachdi vekh ke".
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 174 Characters
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>Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu
>main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti
>nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..
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>Friendship SMS, Friendship Punjabi SMS, 160 Characters
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>Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
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>Confused???
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>Read the above numbers in punjabi.
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>Flirt SMS, Flirt Punjabi SMS, 80 Characters
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>Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
>Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
>Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe
>patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
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>Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
>Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6
>sawarian ne.
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 117 Characters
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>Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu
>te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza
>hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 147 Characters
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>Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main
>pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh
>nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 151
>Characters
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>Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja
>raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue
>thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di
>chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 212 Characters
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>Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
>Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
>Mehboob aave ya na aave,
>Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
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>Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 132 Characters
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>,,
>('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
><))
>./ L
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>,,
>(.'') Pata tenu
><((>kinna miss
>./ l. kitta????
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>INNNA,,
>,_____c'',)______,
>))
>./.> SAARA
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>Missing You SMS, Missing You Punjabi SMS, 151
>Characters
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>Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan
>maar rahe si,
>te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan
>marda hai.
>Sab time-time di gal hai!
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>Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 156 Characters
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>Baari barsi khatan geya si,
>Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
>Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
>tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
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>Flirt SMS, Flirt Punjabi SMS, 114 Characters
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>Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
>Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
>Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin
>laye ne.
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 166
>Characters
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>Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
>keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
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>Santa: Ki karda master g,
>jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 162
>Characters
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>Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
>Khadke glassi in the bar,
>Punjabi Bhangra te
>Chicken Fry,
>Always TALLI
>never CRY !!!
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 125 Characters
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>Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
>Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
>Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
>Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha
>karke..!!
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>Flirt SMS, Flirt Punjabi SMS, 177 Characters
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>Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko
>mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O
>tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
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>Greetings SMS, Greetings Punjabi SMS, 150 Characters
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>Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak
>nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100
>ka bharwata hoon."
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>Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 126
>Characters
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>Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani
>mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy
>milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch
>gadbad hai.
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 169 Characters
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>Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
>Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe
>14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters
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>Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
>Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
>Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 146 Characters
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>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
>hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi
>yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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>Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 144 Characters
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>Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
>Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
>Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
>Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
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>Friendship SMS, Friendship Punjabi SMS, 144 Characters
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>Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
>Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
>Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
>Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.
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>Friendship SMS, Friendship Punjabi SMS, 167 Characters
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>Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein
>mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho
>kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
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>Flirt SMS, Flirt Punjabi SMS, 148 Characters
