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Date Posted: 23:44:11 10/24/07 Wed
Author: Wasiq Ansari (Latest English Funny SMS)
Subject: English Funny SMS

# When u feel
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

# WARNING
WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!

How lucky you are, no brain no stress! :P

# Naughty mind
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

# I ever loved
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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