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] Date Posted: 16:18:17 01/25/08 Fri A big hit amongst the boys, Monika knew a thing or two, Concerning Nature’s joys, She used to kiss them every one, They would leap up, and go ‘WOW!’ Each telling of her awesome kiss, How it made them go ‘KAPOW’, Monika’s reputation bloomed, Her touch, as far as all could see, Sent shivers through their lusty bones, It was such sexual chemistry, Yet sadly all was not as it appeared, The scientists were most emphatic, It was Monika’s nylon knickers, Which caused a huge build -up of static, As she walked, her panties rubbed, Filling her draws - so large, With a tingling electron layer, Just waiting to discharge, They rigged her up to make her safe, From the elastic round her girth, The experts ran a copper wire, Down her inner thigh - to earth, All it seems was perfect, Until the fateful day, When Timmy Tiggins got embarrassed, Then tried to run away, Monika, she soon gave chase, Sprinting for all she was worth, Her undies sizzling with capacitance, As she completely lost her earth, When she caught poor Timmy, She kissed him wet and hard, A purple haze engulfed them, As they grappled in the yard, She filled the poor young fellow, With a million watts of heat, His body started trembling, From his head down to his feet, Timmy’s hair it stood on end, His zipper began to fizzle, As a mini bolt of lightening, Shot right out of his Wizzle, “ Blimey!” Cried the virgin boy, As he surveyed his smouldering wang, “ I can see why sex is all the rage” “ It most certainly is the thang!” © Paul Osborne 2008 [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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Author: tcn [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:05:25 01/25/08 Fri LOL! Loved this! So creative and unique and it put a smile on my face. Well done! Well written. Very much enjoyed. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: andy [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 08:02:48 01/28/08 Mon What a clever sense of humor you have! What better gift is there than to bring laughter and smiles to your readers? I don't believe there is one. thanks Paul, andy [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:31:23 01/25/08 Fri Theresa, Well you just made me smile too, so we are quits eh? LOL Love your visits, Peace and love, Paul [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Lily [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:36:23 01/25/08 Fri hahahahahaha ~wizzle composes herself.... only you Pauly, only you i laughed so hard man.. haha one thing, 'capacitance' has me stumped.. don't make me consult the diction-canary lol hugs, ~Lily [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 19:11:59 01/25/08 Fri My dearest Pomlet, You make me smile so much......Capacitance....ok. well in most electrical circuits you will have a small device that stores electrical energy, usually for brief periods.This 'capacitor' in its most primitive form is just two metal plates with a gap between them where the charge is held. Capacitance is therefore the act of storing electricity. I hope you took note, because I will be asking questions later! LOL Big Pom Hugs, Pauly. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Bobby [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 18:30:55 01/25/08 Fri My kids think I am crazy here now because I am laughing so hard reading this. Thanks for the cherr up my friend. I really needed it tonight. I love that ending!!! Wooowhooo! SMiles! Bobby [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 19:17:34 01/25/08 Fri Bobby my friend, Surely you know by now our Kids ALWAYS think we are mad!!! Glad it cheered you up mate, Peace and love, Paul [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Stormheart [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 18:52:05 01/25/08 Fri OMG, this was just toooo funny! I'm in a restaraunt, and it's all I can do to keep my composure...lest they think I've gone completely insane! LOLOL! You are just too much! And I love every line of it! Keep up the fantastic work....tickles my funny bone, to be sure! :D [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 19:22:32 01/25/08 Fri Heehee, You're in a restaurant? Order me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!!!! LOL Happy that you are happy, Peace and love, Paul [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: AnneMarie [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 06:53:34 01/26/08 Sat ROTFLMAO~~OMG...Paul you are waaaay too much!!! Freakin hysterical...thanks ever so much for the laugh....haha...see still laughing* Hugs, AnneMarie [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:39:05 01/26/08 Sat Anne-marie, Is that erotic laughter? LOL. So glad you got a giggle out of this.Your visits are always very warming to my heart. Peace and love, Paul. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Jess [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 19:49:00 01/26/08 Sat Paul, You are so unbelievably talented! And  Very endearing! Jess [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Janel [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 20:39:53 01/26/08 Sat heehee too funny Paul, talk about electricity build-up.. lol love it much. huggs and love, Janel [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Arunansu [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 23:19:58 01/26/08 Sat Paul, humour seems to have filled you! The style of write is as intruiging as ever. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:57:04 01/27/08 Sun Jess, I don't believe I am! LOL. You are a tonic to my day, and an emoticon too! YEY (((HUGS))). Peace and love, Paul. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:58:52 01/27/08 Sun Janel, Just check the fabrics you wear my sweet friend! Heehee! Love and hugs, Paul, [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Paul [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 14:02:11 01/27/08 Sun Arunansu, Humour has always been my mainstay my friend. Glad you enjoyed my offering, Peace and hope, Paul [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: darkerside of light [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 14:34:29 01/27/08 Sun sniggering here, laughing here I am in pain here....elp You will read this at PP2 I will not let you out of the building until you do. just superb a side splitter of a pen DSL [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Sasha [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 20:13:29 01/27/08 Sun  ~ HAHAHAHAHA....Paulie, you plonka!!!! ohhh the visuals...lmao my face hurts from the laughter...LOL  love to laugh with you, my FF *hugs* Sash xx  . [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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Author: Max Hardy [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 01:44:04 01/29/08 Tue Hello Paul And all this time I thought the sparks that flew between me and women was my natural electricical charm, and I find out it's there nylon knickers! Paul, you just have a wickedly willfull way with your words, and they warm the funny bones in my soul. Loved this my friend, has made me smile big time this morning. Max [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |