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Subject: A Message From Santa


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Stan
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Date Posted: 15:07:18 12/11/18 Tue

Santa has a message for all you boys who have been so naughty this past year. And you boys know who you are. You are the ones who have been getting horny from reading the naughty stories on this forum.

For you newcomers, I suggest you read my Xmas message from last year. It's titled "Santa's Belt", and it's dated December 16, 2017. It's located in this forum's archives which are accessible from the upper and lower right-hand corners of the forum's screens. It reveals that I punish naughty boys for their transgressions when I visit their homes on Christmas Eve. And, mind you, that punishment isn't a slap on the wrist or a token over-the-knee hand spanking either. Newcomers automatically get a severe whipping with my belt. I'll have you know my belt is made of genuine Texas cowhide, not of patent leather as some persist in believing. And now that it's gotten broken-in by all the whippings I gave last Christmas Eve, it stings like hell!

And for all you repeat offenders, it's obvious you haven't learned your lesson from the belt whipping I gave you last Christmas Eve, horrible as it was. However, I know how to fix your wagon. This Christmas, I'm giving your parents a very special gift: a brand spanking new razor strap with instructions that it be used all year round whenever you step out-of-line and break their rules. And I fully expect most of those straps to show signs of extreme wear long before the end of next year.

Be good or else!

Santa

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