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The Birthday Fairy
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Date Posted: 21:24:49 06/01/01 Fri
In reply to:
Sylvie
's message, "Re: Happy Birthday Justin!!" on 17:57:08 06/01/01 Fri
You never heard of me? There's a fairy for everything, damnit. The Bar Mitzvah Fairy, the Dairy Fairy, the Vermont Fairy, the Third Tuesday of the Month Fairy, it goes on forever. I'm the most important, more so than that damn tooth whore of a fairy, going around and giving everyone sexual favors for their teeth. What? You thought she left money?! That was your parents, you idiot! How do you think... oh, right, the reason why I wrote was to say 'Happy Birthday' to the birthday boy, who's turning... oh, it's here somewhere... 13. NO, wait, that's that Tim Donovan fellow, but that's a ways off. Let's see here... oh, right, Justin is turning 17 today. Ahhh, and what a celebration it is. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make the call to some wretched Austrian 8 year-old with webbed feet. The Austrians are never happy to see me. I bet the Tooth Slut never makes her way out to Austria, let alone Europe...
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