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Date Posted: 00:50:13 08/02/01 Thu
Author: A New Comer - The Dragon!
Subject: Its Now time for...

••Suddenly words come across TV screens across the nation. "Hells Kitchen" is what it reads. We see A man standing behind a stove wearing a long black trenchcoat with an apron over it and a bright, clean, white chefs hat. His face is cut, and scarred, and burnt...but he has the appearance of what was a very handsome man. His long black hair also appears to be in bad condition, but ALSO appears to have once been very nice. He is leaning at the stove, in front of him is a pot with steam rising above. Mustard dishes spread out over the corner full of random ingriediants. And the camera pans down the counter-top. We get to the man...••

Man: Welcome friends to another episode of Hells Kitchen, im your host...the Dragon! Some people might remember me from other "stints" i have done with them. But those of you that dont know me, you are sure to find out who i am...

Soon enough...

••The Dragon grabs a pinck of salt and throws it into the water and the steam shoots up. Instead of stepping back like most would, Dragon only steps forward letting the scalding steam rise into his face. He takes a deep breath through his nose, as if hes savoring the burning air••

Dragon: We are almost ready to add our first ingridiants to this "No Chance Stew". So for those of you at home, i hope your following along because this is going to be...**kisses his fingers** MUUUUUAH MAN-U-FIK!!

••Dragon tests the boiling water with his finger. He holds it up as it begins to burn his flesh, as if test it. He desides its ready and then begins to toss in ingrediants••

Dragon: 2 Tablespoons of "Just Cant Hold On" Butter...**He drops the butter in**

4 and a Half Teaspoons of "Givin' It a Kick" Brandi...**tosses in the Brandi**

Then a bunch of other ingrediants...**He tosses in a boll of seemingly random ingrediants**

These ingrediants will now scroll the screen for the viewers at home. **Approximatley 20 Ingrediants scroll the screen in a matter of seconds**

Now we add some garlic, in order to BAM!! Kick it up a notch!! **Garlic is tossed in**

Now...we pop this into the oven to let it cook. Now is the time of our show where we like to address our fine studio audience. Folks...and those of you watching at home, i am new here to the HWF. A New comer here, yes, but to a few of these people, they know my name and know who i am. They know how insane i am and how how well i can fight. How many ways i can beat you, and HOW MANY WAYS I CAN COOK AN EGG!!

...25 to be exact...

But where was i...

••As he says this he tosses his apron off over his shoulder. It lands right on the stove, which was neglected to be turned off. Obviosuly, FOR THE MORONS NOT PAYING ATTENTION, the apron catches fire setting ablaze the kitchen behind him. He stands up causing a firey red shadow to appear over and around him. It is frighteningly comical...••

Dragon: You see i am the Dragon...i am the Sadistic One and i am here to avenge my sins, my sons!!

And NO-ONE, NO-ONE will be able to Slay THIS Dragon...

I GARRR-ON-TEE!!

Now if youll excuse me i have to take care of this...

••He tosses his hat into the crowd, and dives over the stove into the fire. Suddenly the flames are out and the Dragon is standing with a smile on his face...he has a pot in one hand, which is VISIBLY hot, and he has a spoon in the other. He tastes the still boiling soup...••

Dragon: ...needs more dog...

••The camera fades leaving EVERYONE stunnded••

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