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Date Posted: 20:57:39 07/25/01 Wed
Author: Jeff Jarrett
Subject: - The Chosen One Speaks About Chyna's Days Of Slavery -
:: "The Cho Cho Chosen One" blasts throughout the arena. Jeff Jarrett appears at the top of the entrance ramp with a cocky grin on his face. Jarrett walks down the entrance ramp as the fans wildly boo him. Jarrett removes his black oakley shades to look a fan right in the eyes as he insults him. Jarrett slowly walks by a fan holding a "Jarrett = Ratings" sign. Jarrett turns around shakes the fan's hand and then continues to walk down the entrance ramp. Once at the ring Jarrett walks up the steel steps and finally into the ring. Jarrett walks to the ropes and puts his left foot on the bottom rope and puts his right foot on the second rope...as he raises his Guitar HIGH in the air as the pyro flares up behind him. After posing for the HWF audience Jarrett requests a mic from a nearby ring attendant. As the "Asshole" chants die down Jarrett begins to speak ::
Jarrett - Listen Up SlapNuts...now there's no need for you fans to thank The Chosen One for showing up here tonight to grace you with my presence but hell, I'm getting paid for it. Now ever since the Chosen One debuted the HWF has been turned upside down. EVERYBODY wants a piece, EVERYONE wants to be in the ring with greatness. Well EVERYONE will have to take a number and get in line.
Jarrett - What a coincidence...The Chosen One shows up and then the ratings go up, merchandise sales go up, and Guitar sales have skyrocketed across the country! I'm sure all of you saw me take out Chyna on Maniac Monday...which means I have a new pet to run and get my slippers. It's going to be a looooonnng month Chyna.
Jarrett - For your first task Chyna, I want you to come out tomorrow night on Fire and get on your hands and knees in front of The Chosen One ::Crowd Erupts:: and say "I, just like all the other women of the HWF, do not belong in wrestling...I Mr. Jarrett belong in the kitchen like all the other 'divas'"
:: The fans boo loudly ::
Jarrett - Enough about that overgrown female SlapAss...lets move on to Kevin "Big Jurassic SlapAss" Nash. You said you came to the HWF for one reason only...and that's me? Well while I do feel flattered it worries me that you may be stalking the Chosen One. Boy, the autograph session is OVER! Nash, you don't belong in the same arena as The Chosen One. Maybe 10 years ago when you were in your prime you had a chance but Nash, lets face it you can't even make it down the entrance ramp without assistance. But don't let that stop you Nash, you come find me on Fire and I'll play a tune for you, a very special tune....go ahead and bring your drunken buddy Scott Hall too because you'll find out that The Hits Just Keep On Coming!
Jarrett - So if the Chosen One hasn't made it clear by now, I plan to release another hit on tomorrow's Fire and no one can stop me because I have ALLLLLLLL The Stroke around here. ::Impersonates Kevin Nash:: I am just too SWEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT ::Cough:: NOW CHOKE ON THAT WASHED UP SLAPNUT!!
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Re: - The Chosen One Speaks About Chyna's Days Of Slavery - -- Dawn Marie, 22:09:40 07/25/01 Wed
:: "The Cho Cho Chosen One" blasts throughout the arena. Dawn marie enters with JEff Jarret's pants on and a guitar immitating him. She gets into the ring and grabs a mic.
Dawn: Listen slap nuts. [crowd laughs] No need to thank me for taking Chyna out. NO really I am so happy Jeff took Chyna out I can't stand that women. However the asshole hit me with a guitar. No honey you don't mess with Dawn like that. No one does. Anyway gay bastard if you mess with me again I wil take your ass out. You really don't want to try me. Ok anyway you are the last thing on my mind right now I have more important things on my mind like Zephry Trish and Lita. Another thing I don't belong in no kitchen I belong in the ring. So get your facts straight. I think you should get on your knees a postition you know very well since we know how much you suck and say "I wish I had a chance with all of these women. I wish I could go to bed with them but I my pencil is kinda short. Well actually I don't have one. i am a pussy." I think you Jeff should start to watch your back.
Dawn's music plays and she leaves to cheers from the fan. [weird huh]
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- The Chosen One Insults Another "Diva" - -- Jeff Jarrett, 22:37:51 07/25/01 Wed
:: Just before Dawn Marie can leave the ring "The Cho Cho Chosen One" hits once again but this time Jeff Jarrett appears at the top of the entrance ramp with a mic already in hand. Dawn Marie stays in the ring while Jarrett goes on a verbal rampage ::
Jarrett - Ohhhh So you think you can just come out here and impersonate The Chosen One huh? You think you can come out here and perform in the ring just like the Chosen One? I find that hard to believe Slappy. So now you're going to open your mouth about me laying you out with a Guitar. Listen Up Gutterslut, you don't want me wasting another good Guitar on your pretty little head. You should just keep your mouth shut before I follow the directions on THIS very Guitar...
:: Jarrett holds the Guitar up and it reads "Insert Diva's Head Here" with a target around the spot ::
:: Jarrett stares right at Dawn Marie ::
Jarrett - So Dawn, I just tried YOU so what are you going to do about it? Keep running your mouth Dawn and I'll have my little Slave girl run over you like a pot hole. NOW CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUT!
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Re: - The Chosen One Insults Another "Diva" - -- Dawn Marie, 00:27:02 07/26/01 Thu
Dawn Marie responds to jeff before he can leave.
Dawn: Yo slap nuts or person who suck nuts[crowd erupts]I said don't try me but your testing my patience. I don't have time for immature man like yourself. I pity a man who has to show his man-hood by hitting a girl or a young lady.Like I said before I will take your ass out. If I can't do the job I know many men who will drop at the snap of my fingers and do what I want done. So choke on that slap nuts. Who knows what you already have choked on.
Dawn walks by Jeff to the back with a grin on her face.
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Re: - The Chosen One Insults Another "Diva" - -- Jeff Jarrett, 00:39:00 07/26/01 Thu
:: As Dawn Marie walks by Jeff Jarrett stands in front of her ::
Jarrett - You Don't have time for immature men huh? Well that's useful information, I'll let Kevin Nash know. While I could sit here all night and talk about manhood I'd rather have someone come out here that knows all about manhood, so if you're around Chyna i'd like you to come out here....in fact i DEMAND YOU to come out here and knock her lights out.
Jarrett - Dawn Marie, you and your Fluff gang don't scare The Chosen One. You can bring your whole gang and I'll take them all on, The Chosen One backs down from NO Man ::Gets in Dawn Marie's face:: ....or Woman!
Jarrett - So Marry, you can wipe that smirk off your face before I bash it off with my guitar.
:: Jeff stands there looking at Dawn Marie ::
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Re: - The Chosen One Insults Another "Diva" - -- CHYNA, 01:55:09 07/26/01 Thu
