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Date Posted: 15:05:17 07/30/01 Mon
Author: "The Clench" Kevin Tracy
Subject: God's Gift Has Finally Arrived

(The scene opens up at an HWF broadcast LIVE from the beautiful Silver Springs in Florida. The arena is jam packed with over 1,000 screaming fans awaiting the next match to take place in the HWF ring. The cameras start rolling as a dark match is taking place in the ring. The jumbo tron begins to light up right in the middle of the jobber match. The fans begin to cheer that someone has finally saved them from this crap between two no talent losers. It shows an HWF official standing with a microphone awaiting someone's arrival. There's a brick wall in the backround with the letters "H W F" spraypainted on as part of the interview set. As he is waiting a large man about 6'0", 220 pounds walks up to the interviewer. He is wearing a pair of black windbreaker pants with three white stripes down the legs. He is also wearing an HWF T-shirt and his fists are taped up to his wrists and the letters "H W F" are written on the tape. He has a very serious expression on his face when he approaches the interviewer.)

INTERVIEWER: Well.. uhh.. Here we are LIVE from Silver Springs, Flori...

(The man grabs the microphone out of his hand)

MAN: Give me a break already! I don't give a crap about Silver Springs, Florida and I never will! The only reason I came down to this hole in the wall city is because I have wanted to make my presence felt in this organization for a while now and now I finally have the opportunity to do so. I am da/\/\n sick and tired of hearing the same 'ol voices night after night on the Hardcore Wrestling Federation's broadcasts. I mean, you got your Kurt Angles, your HHH's and your Shawn Michaels, but where is the real talent!? I'll tell you exactly where it is. You're lookin' at it! The HWF has hid me from Television for to long and now I am here to make a statement! I have arrived in the HWF and I am hear to stay!

INTEVIEWER: What exactly is your name?

MAN: First of all, don't you ever take the microphone from me again! And second, my name is heard all over the country for wrestling! You don't even know what it is?

INTERVIEWER: No, I'm sorry sir but..

MAN: SHUT UP! Get outta here before I slap you! For those who know skilled wrestling and for those who know who the greatest Submission speacialist is in the country! You're lookin' at the one and only... KEVIN TRACY! Not just Kevin Tracy but "The Clench" Kevin Tracy! A nickname given to me for my devastating submissions that have ended so many careers!

(Tracy boots the interviewer in the behind and knocks him off camera so he is alone)

"THE CLENCH": Now that's a little better! I want to express my feelings about this company and tell each and everyone of you why I am here and what I am trying to accomplish! Obviously I am here for one and reason and one reason only. The same reason every wrestler is in the business. The BWF World Heavyweight Championship strap! That coveted title will be around my waist in the future and I will plow through anybody I have to in order to earn such a feit. I know all of you are saying you're too small to earn that strap and blah blah blah.. Well people have been telling me that all my life and I am still here working hard and that will belong to me whether you like it or not I really don't give a da/\/\n! I have requested however to wrestle only after the first ever BWF pay-per-view has ended so I can get in shape in the meantime and when I come back climb my way up the ladder of success to get that strap. Whoever the President of this company throws at me, I'll overcome the odds and continue my walk for that coveted championship. Everybody busts into the business with that attitude but I am different! I am actually going to carry out my threats and that my friends, are a direct promise!

(The fans begin to cheer at this new face but then Kevin Tracy continues)

"THE CLENCH": Listen here you 2 dollar Florida ingrats! I am not here for your satisfaction! As a matter of face you all suck! DONE DEAL!

(Then Florida cheers immediately turn to loud and obnoxious boos for the new face known only as "The Clench" Kevin Tracy. He drops the microphone and begins to walk off the stage. The camera pans to the left at a fallen interviewer who was kicked off the stage. He is in total shock after the immediate impact that this man immediately made on the HWF. What will be next for Tracy? He is poised on gaining that championship belt! Will he get his wish? Who knows. Until next time. The camera fades to black.)

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