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Date Posted: 12:28:30 09/26/99 Sun
Author: Parental Advisory and the Sideshow
Subject: Triple Threat

( "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit booms through the arena. Parental Advisory, Physco Donkey, Demented Dan and 911 come to the ring. Physco Donkey has a very angry look on his face, and so does 911. But suprisingly PA, even with the Wrold Wide Web belt, isn't to happy either. PA grabs the mic and the fans cheer.)
Parental Advisory: Ladies and Gentelmen say hello to your new NECW World Wide Web Champion!!!!!!!
( The fans cheer wildly)
Parental Advisory: OK, but theres one problem here, 911 and Physco Donkey don't have their belts. Why? because they got screwed thats why. Both matches had interferences in them.
(The fans boo)
Parental Advisory: Hey, don't worry, everything will be resolved. So now I'm supposed to give little Rob Van Dam a title shot. Just a plain title shot uhhhhh, no. There will be a 3 way dance elimination match for the WWW belt. It will be me vs. Van Dam vs. whoever once a piece of the action. The first person who wants it will get it. So reply peops!! And soon, my fans the NECW titles will be where they belong ans wheres that?
Fans: With the SideShow!!!
( "Break Stuff" comes back on and the Sideshow leaves the ring. Demented Dan gets a Franchise sign and wipes his butt with it. The fans cheer with delight.)

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