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Date Posted: 13:53:30 09/17/99 Fri
Author: Parental Advisory
Subject: The donkey will die

( We are taken to Parental Advisroy's dressing room. Limp Bizkit music is booming through Parental Advisorys boombox and he is lifting weights while sitting on a stool. There is a Physco Donkey poster on his feet that he spits on every time he lifts the weight up. Parental Advisory turns off the music and begins to talk.)
Parental Advisory: First of all that Donkey beating up the ring announcer looked nothing like me, it had a slight resemblence to you, its wrestling ability I mean. Even I think dressing your girlfriends up like me is just plain wrong. Iam getting ready to go to the ring to collect another victim, to destroy another pretender in this fed. Tonight another will fall to my feet, another will fell the wrath of the Explicit Lyric. Physco Donkey, you know that I will destroy you, and after I beat you tonight, I will break your neck, and make you cry for mercy. You will be hospitalized for a very long time that is a PROMISE, when you enter my world in a few moments. Now if I were you I would enjoy my last minutes of sanity.
( Parental Advisory leaves his dressing room for the ring and brings the Physco Donkey poster. His name is called on the PA as "Break Stuff" comes on. He rips the poster in half and prepares for his entrance.............)

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