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Date Posted: 18:17:48 09/19/99 Sun
Author: The Franchise Troy Martin
Subject: Donkey


{Perfect Strangers plays and Sharon steps out from behind the curtain. She points to the entrance and out comes the Franchise. They walk to the ring, the Franchise gets inside and opens the ropes as Sharon steps inside. He goes over to the ropes and sits on the top turnbuckle, she stands in the corner opposite from him. He points to her and she brings the mic to him with her teeth and drops it in his lap. The crowd goes wild and he begins to speak:}

Franchise: Cut the f***ing music!!!! So I gotta wrestle a guy who thinks he's a friggin' donkey. I personally think he's a jackass. But that doesn't matter tonight. Psycho Donkey, on Saturday night, you're gonna get in the ring with the God damn Franchise. And your little homosexual dance party you call a stable will not mean a thing because if they get anywhere near the ring, I get the win and the belt!
Now, I don't know who you think you're foolin' pal, but everybody knows damn well I am the only man deserving of that title. I ALREADY WON IT!!! This tournament is a sham anyway. It's all the equivalent of smoke being blown up your asses. On September 8, I won the NCW Extreme Title, and I made it the NECW World Heavyweight Title. I became the champ, I became the Franchise. So why I have to face all of you idiots just to win a title all over again when I never lost it in the first place is just beyond me. So Donkey, I'm sorry, but Saturday night, I'm gonna hand you your ass whether you like it or not. And when I finally get my belt back, I'm gonna leave you so damn scarred, so damn battered, they'll have to send your donkey-ass to the glue factory. Now hit the f***ing music!!!!!

{Perfect Strangers plays and the two leave.}

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