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Date Posted: 16:03:24 09/06/99 Mon
Author: Parental Advisory
Subject: THE ARRIVAL

(A brown, junky old car pulls up to the necw arena. A big, muscular guy comes out. He has on a black, sleeveless shirt that has the parental advisory logo on it. He goes to his trunk and gets a sledghammer. He walks over to a nice, white limo and bashes the windows. He then dents up the whole limo, and spraypaints PA on the limo. He then walks to the arena with the sledgehammer and the crowd starts to boo, "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit then begins to play, and when he comes into view the fans boo louder. A drunken Hillbilly trys to toss a beer at him, but the wrestler picks him up by his hair and drags him to the ring. He tosses the fan into the ropes and delivers a tiltawhirl slam. He sets the sledghammer down, and then DDTs the fan. The fan is KO'd, and the Paramedics take him away. The wrestler grabs the mic.)
Huge man: First of all you can tell what my name is by looking at my shirt. Second, I look at this roster and see no talent at all. You will all be destroyed soon, and I will become your world champion. I will beat you 1 by 1, and you will all bow your heads to me. I will control this fed and after I beat all of you, I will beat all the newcomers. After I win the world title, anyone who dares may fight me in a brutal hardore match and I will end your careers. And if anybody doesnt like what Iam saying, tell me and we will see how good you are in any stipulation of your choice. Any takers?? I thought not, see ya at the tourmament.( Break stuff begins to play and Parental Advisory leaves the ring.)

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