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Date Posted: 16:30:53 09/25/99 Sat
Author: The Dudley Boyz
Subject: OH TESTIFYYYYYYYYYYY




Joel Gertner: Well, well, well. Once again it is I, the quentessential studmuffin and a good God damn handsome man, Joel, put your hand in my pocket and your eyes will jump outta their sockts, Gertner.

In the ring at this time he is the most outspoken commodity in NECW, he is the voice of a generation and the silence behind the violence, Sign Guy Dudley.

Also in the ring at this time, standing before me and intimidating the masses. From the twisted steel section of Dudleyville, 25 and 3/8 inches of the largest arms in the world attached to the man who last night took such liberties with your mother {points to a fan} that he is now recognized as your father in 17 states, the gargantuan who is known as Big Dick Dudley!!!!

And now weighing in at a rough, buff, cut, trim, ripped, chizzeled and jaaaaaackkkkkkked, 169 pounds, raise the roof for the man who is keeping it real...my brother from another mother, D-Von Dudley.

His half-brother and tag team partner hails from the Dudleyville shore. He is Pamela Lee's brand new man. Take it from me, I've seen the videotape, the Dudleyville Icon, Buh Buh Ray Dudley.

Buh Buh Ray: So this is New York. The Big Apple. I don't see what all the fuss is about. To us, New York SUCKS!!!!! Not even the two dollar crack whores here are as good as in Dudleyville!!! Right D Von?

D Von: Yo what you mean man? I never f -

Buh Buh Ray: That's okay D Von it's ok. Now Legion and 911, speaking of crack whores, after we get through whipping you two like you were the two dollar crack whores that we never got our money from, we're gonna take those lovely NECW tag team title belts, and we're gonna put them on, and tonight, when me and my brother D Von are f***ing your girlfriends, they'll have something to hold on to!

D Von : OH TESTIFYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Buh Buh Ray: Now Ermac, you got lucky last night, and Sandman, who the hell are you two get involved in my match? Didn't we prove enough when we snapped your neck like a twig?

D Von: Yo, I guess we gotta teach that lesson to those other pussies too.

Buh Buh Ray: We will. Cause you know what? We're not about to let a bunch of d*** suckng, crack pipe smoking, no talent having bitches like the Legion and 911 take our belts. We are the Dudley Boyz. We will be the tag team champions of the world. And there's only one thing you need to know...

D Von: THOU SHALL NOT F**K WIT THE DUDLEYS!!!!!!!!!!

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