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Date Posted: 20:21:51 04/27/09 Mon
Author: Cody Hill
Subject: Re: Bush retread
In reply to: A little humor to break the stress 's message, "100 DAYS, 100 MISTAKES" on 20:10:50 04/27/09 Mon

That looks like a reworking of this Bush joke:

http://forums.di.fm/fun-and-games-room/corny-jokes-111503/index60.html

An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor says, 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

However, this type of "humour" may have originated in the UK:

http://migweb.co.uk/forums/humour/376362-yet-another-gordon-brown-joke.html

Yet another Gordon Brown joke

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There were four Doctors..........

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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an
@rsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half
the country looking for work within twenty-four hours.

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