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Date Posted: 12:22:12 03/19/01 Mon
Author: T
Subject: KE test 2
In reply to: da man 's message, "KE test 1" on 21:32:08 03/18/01 Sun

TOTAL ~ You know KI, it's like this. You say that you carried us to the top. You say that we're the Tag Team champions because of you. Well I don't remember you bein in the ring with us when we beat Justnutless and his tag partner for our belts. I don't remember you even coming out to back us up after Team CanaDuh came out of those caskets and interferred in our strap-winning match. So as far as you carrying us, it's time to stop your nappin and gum flappin and wake up, cause you couldn't even carry your strap long enough to get it polished more than once. One thing I do remember is the last time all three of us stepped into the ring to face each other. The Killer Title Triple Threat match. You played it all cool and calm for the cameras, like it was just another title defense, when all the time you were backstage beggin us to take it easy in that match and save our strength for the Tag Team Rumble later that night. And in the end, you won. Not because we let you. Not because you were the better man that day. You won because me and Midnight basically beat the crap out of each other, and like the vulture you are you swooped in for scraps and barely made it out with a win. That's cool though KI, because we knew that you having that strap was the only way you'd be able to get it up for Lity. So enjoy the only win you'll ever have versus 25 to Life, cause it'll never happen again in this lifetime.

TOTAL ~ 25 to Life. The reason the fans come out to the arena. A chance to see the two most volatile and dangerous wrestlers this sport has ever known, tag up and do what we do best. Break bones. Shed blood. Incite chaos. End careers. It's like this KI. A lot of people take the little things in life for granted. The clean air we breathe, running water in our houses. THE ABILITY TO CHEW SOLID FOODS!!! But after our match at Sanitarium this Saturday you won't have to worry about taking these things for granted. In fact, you won't have to worry about taking anything for granted, Killer Instinct. Because after Saturday Night Sanitarium, Killer Instinct will be KILLER EXTINCT!!! That's right, KE, 25 to Life are gonna give the people what they want to see, your pointy haired head on a platter. So don't worry, you won't have to spend the rest of your life kissing the champs aSs and watching him carry around the gold you know your heart aches for. You won't have to spend any more time with the Old Blood rubbing each other down with Ben-Gay and Preparation HHH before matches, just so your old aSses can make it through 20 minutes of physical activity. So KE, you might just want to go ahead and bring a bodybag with you so we can dispose of your lifeless body before it starts to stink up the joint.

TOTAL ~ So when you step into the ring with the most violent blood-thirsty wrestlers this sport has seen, 25 to Life, don't bring your B game, don't even bring your A game. Just bring your aSs down to the ring, bow to the DPW Tag Team Champions of the world, and kiss somebody else's aSs besides Triple H and maybe when we stuff you into a bodybag, you'll be breathin when we do it. Otherwise fill out your will, make your peace with God, and kiss your aSs goodbye, because 25 to Life has a score to settle with you, ya back-stabbin SOB. We gave you a chance to be part of something special, the elite stable in this fed and what did you do, revive a sorry stable from an old fed. A stable that once counted Dirk Savage and Mike Tyson, (MIKE TYSON?!?!?), among its members. It's too bad Snuggles isn't still wrestling, you could have gotten him too. I can just see it now, the New Bwood. That's what you've been reduced to, an already dead stable to go with your dying career, and kissing the champs aSs because you know you can't take his gold from him. It's pathetic.

TOTAL ~

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