(the scene opens up inside a funeral home. The seats are filled with some of the best known wrestlers of the day. The Preacher steps up tp the podium and begins to speak)

Preacher ~ We come here today, to pay our respects to a man. Some say he was a good man, some say he was a bad man. Some just say he was a good soul... (the preacher stops as an usher steps from the side of the stage, points at the top of the podium, and whispers in the preacher's ear) I must apologize for mis-reading. (clears throat) Some say he was good until he sold-out. After he turned his back on his Brother's in the stable Murder Inc. his career in wrestling was never quite the same. Once he became Triple H's go-fer, he never won gold again. He eventually had to face his old stablemates, TOTAL and Da Midnight Felon, in a handicap match and he never quite walked the same after getting hit with TOTAL Annihilation on the concrete floor. He wrestled on for a few years, jobbing to the likes of Misery, El Hombre, and Savio Hector. Soon he went to the rival GWA, Global Championship Wrestling, where he began his new angle as the "King of the Chocolate Wizway" but it never quite worked out for him.

(sounds of people sobbing quietly can be heard)

Preacher ~ Eventually the lack of his being booked in matches, combined with Infidelity leaving him when she found out about that gay porn film he made, served to drive an already fragile mind crazy. His body was found naked in a Lazy Boy, with a tub of sour cream on the end table, and "Greased Midgets 3: The Crisco Adventure" playing in the VCR. The cause of death was never determined, but it was supposed by many that he simply beat himself to death.

(A few chuckles ripple through the crowd, accompanying the declining sobs and the a few snores)

Preacher ~ Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have come here today to pay our respects to a man once known as the Anti-Franchise, but in the end was just Anti-Bookable, Killer Extinct. KE was a great, once but he let all his talent go to waste by being a hired gun for others and not looking out for his best interests. He...

(all of a sudden a camera pans back and we see that this is all taking place on a television set. The video on the television stops and the camera pans to the left until we see a shadowy form sitting back in a chair. The man's face is illuminated as he lights a cigarette and we see that it's TOTAL)

TOTAL ~ Well fans of the DPW, you've just seen a preview of the future. A preview of things to come in the life and death of Killer Extinct. You see KE isn't half the man he appears to be. As a matter of fact, I guarantee that he won't win tonight without a run-in from one or both of his buddies in the DXAPA Blood or whatever they're callin themselves these days. It really doesn't matter to me or Midnight what he or any of his little friends think is gonna happen in our match. The simple fact of the matter is this. Many teams, many great single's wrestler's, have thought that they were gonna do many things to 25 to Life. Many have bragged and boasted about how they were gonna take us out. How we were holdin their gold, blah blah blah. We're still here, still doin the same shIt at the same level or better as when we started over two years ago. We are the most dominant tag team force this sport has ever seen and Killer Extinct is gonna get to feel the real 25 to Life experience up close and personally.

TOTAL ~ So in closing KE, you're always talking about preparing for something. You end all of your interviews with it. Well I think it's time you prepare,

PREPARE TO BE TOTALLED!!!

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