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Date Posted: 06:17:32 06/08/04 Tue
Author: Stevan Hogg
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Re: Scottish Jokes
In reply to: Stevan Hogg 's message, "Scottish Jokes" on 06:04:12 05/15/04 Sat

Wee Hughie adored and loved his girlfriend, Lorraine, to whom he was engaged to be married. Wedding plans were well underway and he was looking forward to spending the rest of his lfe with Lorraine.

However, a beutiful young lady, called Clearly, came to work in his glen and they found that they got on together very well and as time went by, Wee Hughie realised that he was in love with Clearly and that the Love was reciprocated.

Being a gentleman he decided that as he had promised to marry Lorraine he would do so and steadily removed himself from his other relationship.

One day, he and Lorraine were walking along the banks of the River Tay. As they walked, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river and was swept away and drowned.

He stood on the bank for a few minutes feeling very sad before walking away singing happily.

And this is what he sang.

"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"

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Re: Scottish Jokes -- Stevan Hogg, 08:40:30 06/08/04 Tue