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Date Posted: 04:33:12 12/06/04 Mon
Author: john paul
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 80.43.197.196
Subject: Re: Song Lyrics
In reply to: Lois 's message, "Song Lyrics" on 23:23:38 01/16/03 Thu

OH! DEAR WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE
THREE OUL' LADIES LOCKED IN THE LAVATORY
THEY WERE FROM MONDAY 'TILL SATUREDAY
NOBODY KNEW THEY WERE THERE - - -THIS IS THE CHORUS

THE FIRST 'OUL LADY WAS MRS. MACHUMPHREY
SHE WENT THERE TO MAKE HERSELF 'COMFFY
BUT SHE GOT STUCK AND COULD'NT GET HER BUM FREE
NOBODY KNEW SHE WAS THERE - - - SING CHORUS

THE SECOND'OUL LADY WAS MRS. MACTWITTER
SHE WENT THERE TO MAKE HERSELF FITTER
FOR SHE HAD JUST DRANK 10 PINTS OF BITTER
NOBODY KNEW SHE WAS THERE - - - CHORUS

THE THIRD 'OUL LADY WAS MRS. MACPENDER
SHE WENT THERE TO FIX HER SUSPENDER
BUT SHE GOT MIXED UP WI' THE MASCULINE GENDER
AND NOBODY KNEW SHE WAS THERE - - - CHORUS AND FINIS.


BE HAPPY - - - - JOHN PAUL

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