Terry - I Found the Real "Poor Angus" -- The Black Watch

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Date Posted: 15:40:21 10/05/01 Fri
Author: Nancy
Author Host/IP: spider-wg023.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.196.28
Subject: Terry - I Found the Real "Poor Angus"

While looking for some jokes to post on my own message board: http://www.byteright.com/nancy/index.cgi - I came across an old joke site that I hadn't visited in a while and there was that joke I told you about - not my ad lib version of it. So here it is!!!

Poor Angus

Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canny button me pants."

"Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."

About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says "My God, what happened to ya? Did ya ask her like I told ya?"

"Aye" says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did. Everything was goin' fine, but when she bent down to bite off the wee thread...Mr. MacDonald walked in..."

Nancy

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