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Date Posted: 23:43:49 12/16/01 Sun
Author: Nancy
Author Host/IP: spider-th051.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.213.66
Subject: Funny Epitaphs

Epitaph of Elizabeth Rich, Eufala, Alabama

36-33-01-24-17
Honey you don't know what you did for me,
Always playing the lottery.
The numbers you picked came in to play,
Two days after you passed away.
For this, a huge monument I do erect,
For now I get a yearly check.
How I wish you were alive,
For now we are worth 8.5
~~~~~~
Dr. J.J. Subers, Rosehill Cemetery, Macon, Georgia

"Been Here: Now Gone: Had a Good Time."
~~~~~~
Mylor Churchyard, Cornwall, England
Joseph Crapp 1829-1868

His foot is slipt
and he did fall.
"Help; Help" he cried
and that was all.
~~~~~~
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
~~~~~~
In Durness Churchyard, Sutherlandshire, England

Here doth lye the bodie
Of John Flye, who did die
By a stroke from a sky-rocket
Which hit him in the eye-socket.
~~~~~~

Found in a Northern Virginia graveyard:

Let her RIP

~~~~~~~~~~
Nancy

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Re: Funny Epitaphs -- daniel, 18:14:40 07/19/02 Fri