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Date Posted: 15:02:27 12/22/01 Sat
Author: Terry
Author Host/IP: dsotm.uswest.com / 199.168.32.7
Subject: Re: To: Scotty
In reply to: Nancy 's message, "To: Scotty" on 23:50:32 12/16/01 Sun

Now why did she not simply remove the dress, cover herself as best she could and call for some brave knight to rescue her? Was it because she would no longer be in this dress and thereby ineligible for rescue? :0)

>Once upon a time an evil king captured a virgin
>princess and held her captive in his high tower.
>Though she was very beautiful he forced her to wear a
>disgusting and smelly burlap dress.
>
>"You'll never get away with this," she cried. "Some
>brave knight will rescue me!"
>
>"Not in that old, dirty thing," the evil king replied.
> She waited day and night, but it was just as the king
>predicted. Every knight that saw her in the window of
>the high tower was scared away by her disgustingly
>dirty dress.
>
>After many months the princess broke down crying and
>the evil king taunted her, "You see? I told you no
>knight would rescue a damsel in this dress!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Nancy
>Visit my Message Board for more jokes & fun!!!
>Nancy's Neighborhood:
>http://www.byteright.com/nancy/index.cgi

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