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>>WHA'S LIKE US >> >>* The average Englishman in the home he calls his >>castle, slips into his national costume ~ a shabby >>raincoat ~ patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from >>Glasgow, Scotland. >> >>* En route to his office he strides along the English >>lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland. >> >>* He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented >>by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland. >> >>*At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive >>stamps invented by John Chalmers of Dundee, Scotland. >> >>* During the day he uses the telephone invented by >>Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. >> >>* At home in the evening his daughter pedals her >>bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith >>of Dumfries, Scotland. >> >>* He watches the news on T.V., an invention of John >>Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item >>about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of >>Kirkbean, Scotland. >> >>* He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and >>in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find >>that the first man mentioned in the good book is a >>Scot ~ King James VI ~ who authorised its translation. >> >>Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity >>of the Scots. >> >>* He could take to drink but the Scots make the best >>in the world. >> >>* He could take a rifle and end it all but the >>breech~loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick >>Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland. >> >>* If he escaped death, he could find himself on an >>operating table injected with penicillin, discovered >>by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given an >>anaesthetic, discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of >>Bathgate, Scotland. >> >>* Out of the anaesthetic he would find no comfort in >>learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, >>founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland. >> >>* Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a >>transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle >>him to ask . . . . >> >>* "WHA'S LIKE US" >> >>Nancy LOL
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