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Date Posted: 21:47:27 01/17/02 Thu
Author: Ferguson's Player
Subject: Insanity

Ok... I'm one of those poor slags you always hear about. You know... gets like 300 junk mail messages a DAY in his bloody in-box. I've been offered everything from free (ya right) access to porn pages, ultimate riches, and programs to find anyone anywhere, to automatic weapons, small countries, and the chance to own a water pumping station in China. I get so much crap in fact that I have started saving the craziest messages I get sent. Yesterday I got this one and well... I just HAD to share it with all of you. I removed the poor slot's e-mail address to save him the shame of your taunts but otherwise this is it. Oh, and if you want more crazies like this guy and live in North America try to find Coast to Coast AM on your radio's AM band some night. Its hard to pick up with a small radio or walkman so look hard and you'll be rewarded with insanity, freakyness and the inability to sleep. Clearest I ever got it was in the Ottawa Valley (Canada)if that helps.

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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the
technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being
tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do
well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be
able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will
cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or
government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with
hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment.
Proof must be provided.

Please be advised that any temporal device
that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well
as the temporal location.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without
a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful.



Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the
universe PLEASE REPLY!!!


Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE)
email to:

(email removed... I thought I would spare the poor fool your harrasment...)

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

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