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Subject: How much for indulgences?

Author:
Biff

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Date Posted: 11/11/09 9:39pm
In reply to: Reverend Thom 's message, "Comprehensive Prayer Warrior packages" on 08/21/09 6:15pm

>To the True Christians and the heathens in need of
>exorcism services:
>
>True Christian Salvation Ministries of Kansas is a
>subdivision of the Amazing Grace Christian Church and
>concerns itself with directing the power of prayer
>toward a single recipient or problem. It is staffed by
>a strong group of voluntary prayer warriors, who are
>placed upon rotating shifts to ensure that the prayers
>go up unto the Lord 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
>never ceasing, always concentrating solely upon the
>issue without distraction or inessential breaks. It is
>through TCSMK that the individual requiring the Lord's
>personal attention can ensure that He is quickly
>directed toward the area in which His assistance is
>needed, thus providing relief both efficiently and
>effectively.
>
>TCSMK is organized and led by Pastor Hunter DeLarge,
>an experienced and widely respected prayer warrior,
>and its doors are open to any real Christian or
>heathen, who require its services.
>
>Pricing is as follows:
>
>$14.99 per hour - Basic 24-hour-a-day praying, 10
>warriors working at a time, set prayers, no extras;
>ideal for the family with a budget.
>
>$24.99 per hour - 24-hour-a-day praying led by one of
>our specially trained Pastors, 12 warriors working,
>set prayers, no other extras.
>
>$39.99 per hour - 24-hour-a-day praying led by one of
>our specially trained Pastors, 15 warriors working,
>customer permitted to choose prayers to be submitted
>to the Lord.
>
>$52.99 per hour - Pre-prayer consultation with one of
>our Pastors, advice regarding best prayers for the
>problem, 24-hour-a-day praying led by the Pastor, 30
>warriors working.
>
>$69.99 per hour - Pre-prayer consultation meeting with
>TCSMK board, detailed examination of the problem,
>discussions regarding best prayers, 50 warriors
>working.
>
>$99.99 per hour - Pre-prayer advice from Pastor Hunter
>DeLarge himself, praying led by Pastor Hunter for four
>(4) hours per day, two Pastors included in the prayer
>group at all times, 65 warriors working.
>
>Length of prayer time negotiable; all customers
>required to provide funding prior to services being
>rendered. Special conditions apply. All proceeds go to
>good Christian causes.
>
>Contact Pastor Hunter at the following web site: rel=nofollow target=_blank >rel=nofollow target=_blank
>href="http://truechristianity.yuku.com/">http://truechr
>istianity.yuku.com/
>
>This board will be check as well--this is not a spam
>ad.

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