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Subject: False gods Author: God (the real God) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 05/21/02 4:34pm In reply to: God 's message, "Note to Humanity" on 05/20/02 9:49pm My children, All these posts are a farce. I am the one true God, and I'm sick of people pretending that _they_ are that one true God. I can prove that I am him and they aren't simply by writing one sentence: All posts written by me are inspired by God and are useful for teaching, reproof, and whatnot. There. Now you must see that I am the one true God, and that these guys are just wannabes. They are a joke! I mean, look at them! They have pitiful sentence structure. Would the real God write like that? Please. Anyway, come to me, rest, etc. etc. I'm here for you. Don't worship any other gods, and don't think about/have sex unless you get a piece of paper that says that person gets half your stuff if you leave them. Don't kill or pillage or anything, because that was the old me, and this is the new and improved me. Don't lie to anyone, even if they are just asking you how their hair looks or if you know anything about a surprise party for them. Just quit being so bad! You all deserve hell, and you know it. Just by being born, you all deserve to be tortured and tortured forever. Just admit it. But I have made a way so that you don't have to be tortured, even though I'm fully aware that most of your psychological make-ups won't lead you to accept that way, and therefore you will burn. It doesn't bother me, because hey, you had a choice. And even if you don't choose, that is choosing. Don't tell me that doesn't make sense, because it does. My ways are higher than yours. Did I already say stop being so bad? If not, please stop. You're making me look bad down there. Okay, well, that's all the time I have for today. I was just sick of watching all these false gods talk. Now the real God has spoken. And pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain. Love, God [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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