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Subject: Fine.


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Duane
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Date Posted: 08/12/04 5:50am
In reply to: Pastor Jeremy Moorao 's message, "Is this your uncle?" on 07/ 3/04 5:11pm

Pastry Jergough Moocow:

O.K., fine. I admit it. The photo you posted is my uncle. I'm a bit ashamed, since he doesn't shave, and he's quite simian in nature, but the directness of your query has forced me to respond honestly.

Oh holy crap - this is a chimpanzee, not a monkey... Well, clearly, Pastry Jesus, you've got it all wrong. We didn't evolve from these mere chimps!!!

We evolved from the GOD Monkies!

Obviously!

Duh!

While we might share 95% of our DNA with Rhesus Monkies, we clearly must NOT be, in any way, related to them! We are so much more... Intelligent... Sexy... Hairless... Yes! It's eminently clear that we were all (every one of us) ejected (forcefully and covered in sacred mucus) from GOD'S MAJESTY unto this earth, so that we could do his bidding and please HIM in every way HE so DESIRED!

In Christ Jesus, our Eternal Lord And Saviour Such That We Won't Have To Go To Hell With the buddhists And muslims And shintoists And wiccans And democrats,

Duane

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